problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
As shirtless as possible
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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