The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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