He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
