I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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