Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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