dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
