Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.