Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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