My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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