I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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