Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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