Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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