"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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