You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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