shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just gift wrapped bread.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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