3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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