I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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