I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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