pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
