Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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