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Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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