why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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