Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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