i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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