I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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