none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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