Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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