You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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