Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You made out with two different species that night
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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