i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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