Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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