I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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