You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
