whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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