you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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