Im at strip club and am horny
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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