found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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