Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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