so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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