why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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