What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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