Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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