i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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