What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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