yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
third nipple confirmed
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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