I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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