There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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