I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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