I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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