I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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