I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
As shirtless as possible
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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