i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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