I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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